Ok. Getting down to the essentials. Where can a guy buy Miller High Life (you know...the great tasting full-bodied cheap beer in the gold can) in Western Puerto Rico....and as equally important...why and when did Medallia cans get so darned small?
I might suggest Dylan's BierGarten in Hatillo. They have two locations, one in the campo attracts a slightly older crowd, decent munchies (& karaoke) but a fine selection of beers. Their in-town location attracts a younger, beachy crowd with crowds & music blaring. Or do both, they're not far apart.